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Vasanthi is a Malayalam-language drama film written, edited and directed by Rahman brothers, Shinos & Sajas for producer, actor Siju Wilson. The film won the Kerala State Film Award for Best Film in 2020 at Kerala State Film Awards, before its release. The film was premiered at the 2021 International Film Festival of Kerala.
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