{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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